PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!

First year students at Med school were receiving their first anatomy class

with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table

with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, ” In medicine, it is

necessary to have 2 important qualities. The first is that you not be

disgusted by anything involving the human body.” The Professor pulled back

the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and

stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his


The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually

took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,”The

second important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and

sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.


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